The Best Jokes in the World

>> Minggu, 16 September 2012


1. A newly wed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work. 

Wife says: "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?"
Husband says: "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?"

A few days go by, and he comes home from work.

Wife says: "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?"
Husband says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?"

Another few days go by, and it is raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. 

Wife says: "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?"
Husband says: "What do I look like, Bob Vila?"

The next day husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls.

Wife says: "Nothing. "he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him."
Husband asks: "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?"
Wife says: "What do I look like," "Betty Crocker?"


2. A guy meets a hooker in a bar.
She says: "This is your lucky night. I've got a special game for you. I'll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words."
Guy replies: "Hey, why not?"
He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says,
slowly: "Paint...My...House."


3. My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.


4. A guy tells his Psychiatrist: "It was terrible. I was away on business, and I emailed my wife that I'd be back a day early. I rushed home from the airport and found her in bed with my best friend. I don't get it. How could she do this to me?"
Psychiatrist says: "Well," "May be she didn't see the email."


5. A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: "Could you please pass the butter?" But instead I said: "You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life."


6. A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife's activities.

A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down together to watch it.
Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man! He saw the two of them laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw the man and his wife participate in a dozen activities with utter glee.

"I just can't believe this," the distraught husband said.
The detective said, "What's not to believe? It's right up there on the screen!"

The husband replied, "I can't believe that my wife could be so much fun!"

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Pet Therapy For Senior Citizens

>> Sabtu, 15 September 2012

Animal-assisted therapy, also known as pet therapy, has been used in many areas for many years. Pet therapy is a popular method of mild therapy for seniors. Hospital settings use dogs in various settings to help patients, as do nursing homes, and assisted living facilities to help seniors. This type of therapy can have many benefits for different populations, especially the elderly living at home alone. The documented benefits of interaction with animals are physical, social, emotional and mental in nature. Animal therapy variations can differ depending upon the needs of the seniors. While ownership therapy, where a senior living at home has a pet in the house, is the most effective type, it is only an option for seniors in good health who are able to take care of the animal themselves.

















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The Most Beautiful Animals Photography Pictures

>> Jumat, 14 September 2012





















I think the most beautiful pictures are those made in nature. Animal photography is probably one of the most dangerous types of photography. The outcome completely depends on the skills of photographer and the time when the shot is taken. A photographer who uses good exposure, color and blur settings along with appropriate shutter speed and focusing techniques can produce excellent photographs. Below you can see some of the most beautiful animal photographs that will capture your attention. Please notice that the collection presented below is supposed to only give you some inspiration, it can and should be extended; please feel free to suggest links to further resources in the comments to this post.

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Branislava Mandic Miss Universe Serbia 2012 New Pics

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Angela Martini - Miss Universe Albania 2010

>> Senin, 10 September 2012


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Angela Martini - Miss Universe Albania 2010


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Chanel Jarrett - Miss Guam International 2012

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